I am going crazy....

I think I'm going nuts, but this is basically wants going through my head:

I am a flower Nazi...I do not like flowers...

Flowers are the teeny boppers of the plant world...they don't serve any perpose. They are supposed to be uplifting for people who are sick or given as a present to a loved one.
I think it is the most pessimistic present of all.
Here is a bunch of living flowers. They are going to die. So are you.
Or:
Here is a bunch of flowers, my lovely, our romance will die, just like this bunch of roses i have here.
Now trees...they are usefull. They clean the air.....we climb them, we fall out of them, build tree homes and the like...